Avo-di, Avo-do

I just interviewed for AV08. Yikes.
Let's get some bagels to calm our nerves.

Just something about nothing in particular...

I think I would like to be Diablo Cody.

Disdain and Pepchatas

Okay. So I realize that Pepchatas are a basically obsolete beverage invented by two Jews cerca 1999. But it's delicious. On a completely different note, I am watching a video of myself when I was three years old. My dad tends to think he's cool when he does things like make DVDs out of old school tapes that should never be watched. Back then, I was made of Band Aids and fake wisdom and cherry spin pops. And I couldn't ride a bike. I just couldn't do it. So this video progresses and by now I'm about ten. And I still can't ride this stupid fucking bike. And I just crashed into a fence. I think my dad was getting pretty close to disowning me, because you can hear him kind of sighing into the video camera. Oh, yikes, I just hit some old people in a golf cart.

Websters: Listen Up

Lately, I've been compiling a list of all that newfangled colloquial language that is so popular amongst our highly sophisticated student body.

lope- low profile. To "lope" is to keep something undercover or on the "down low." (see also: lope the mule, loper, lopers.)

steez- a complex combination of style and ease. To have a steez truck or some steez-y shoes implies that said possessions are "cool" or "dope." It may also indicate a unique quality.

mob dez- to "tear it up" by participating in desert dirt biking or four wheeling.

bro- a young white male listening to awful music of the hip hop persuasion. He may also have a "lifted" truck, ugly girlfriend, ugly hair, blank expressions, and Toyota Longbeds.

For more valuable vocabulary lessons, see www.urbandictionary.com